So I’m sitting out by the pool today and here comes this total loser with a pair of speedos on. First, I don’t like speedos. They’re not very manly at all. But even worse, you could barely even see a bump where his dick was.
I don’t know what got into me. Maybe it was the Long Island iced tea or maybe it was just the fact that his dick wasn’t there, but I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t even get a word out. I thought I was going to die I was laughing so hard. When he finally left out of embarrassment I told my friends so every time he tried to come back we just whispered and busted up.
I don’t think the midget dick will be coming back any time soon, especially not wearing something so revealing to his non-manhood. YUCK!