*sigh* being shit broke is getting REALLY old. I’m constantly trying to get hired but like i’ve said, people tend to google your name.
I keep thinking back to my old job at the real candian superstore and how i cost myself the job by being a horny pervert.
Oh if only this site had been around then! a paycheck of 400 bucks every two weeks, only paying 120 a check for rent…*signs*
I got myself fired when I was being a stuipd horny sissy. I used to work overnights loading and unloading trucks. working from 8:30 pmtill 4:30 am gave me a chance to be a perv in a semi public setting. I was never really worried about getting caught because the carma’s in the back room where broken.
Or so i thought the one night i went over the limit.
I had brought a case of beer on my way to work and had unloaded my last truck for the night, unless the produce truck came in early. so i chugged a few beers and started to think about how i hadn’t picked up any diapers yet..but we had gotten a couple boxes of them in….
I grabbed two packs and stuffed my book bag with them and was going to leave it at that..but since i didn’t have room for all of the beer i had left i chugged a few more cans and was reallly buzzed.
In the single dumbest thing i’ve ever done..in full view of the camra (which again i thought was broken still) I got 13 thick diapered. i couldn’t even pull my pants back up! I stuck my hands down my diapers, feeling sooo sexy (LOL, rightt..sexy) and jerked off rightthen and there.
I waddled over to the compacters and tossed 8 of the diapers down the compacter and tugged my pants up and finished my shift. The next night when i went to go into work my key card didn’t work for getting me in the building (it was a sunday) but it did let me sign in so i figured it was scewy again. no one said anything to me till tuesday..when i got a call from the unoin rep. he told me i had been captured on camra stealing from the store..and plesureing myself. I could fight it if i wanted but he recomended that i just quit, Superstore would let me as they didn’t want it to go to court.
Naturally, I tried to quit over the phone but they toldme i had to come in person and do it.
The looks my bosses (Head manger, and the three assitants) gave me made me wanna melt into the floor and as i went to leave the assitant who’d been pretty much my direct boss told me to get help.
That’s how i fucked up one of my better paying jobs. >_> Looking back i wish i had been able to control myself though i know i have just the sorta weak will that you ladies would love to use agisnt me if i could actually GET a job.
Submitted by diaper fag Gary Oake